How To Parent: Annoying Things Kids Say To Parents

Does Your Child Say This? Translating the Secret Language of Acting-Out Kids

When kids act out, they have an arsenal of comments they fire at you in order to put you on the defensive—a secret language that’s designed to win them control and absolve them of responsibility. If you take those comments at face value—or take them to heart—you’ll always be Does Your Child Say This? Translating the Secret Language of Acting-Out Kidson the defensive, constantly reacting to a child who’s out of control.

James Lehman examines the most common words kids hurl at their parents when they act out, what they really mean, and how to respond to them in an effective way that puts the responsibility to behave appropriately where it should be: on the child.

  1. “It isn’t fair.”

Translation:I feel what you’re asking me to do is unfair. Therefore, I don’t have to do it.

Ineffective parenting response: “I don’t care if you think it’s unfair. Do it!”

Effective parenting response: “We’re not talking about fairness right now. We’re talking about you getting your homework done on time. Do the first math exercise now, and I’ll check in with you in fifteen minutes.”

  1. “You don’t understand.”

Translation: I’m unique. Therefore, I don’t have to follow the rules.

Ineffective parenting response: “I understand plenty. I suppose your friends are the only ones who really understand you, right?”

Effective parenting response: “The problem is not me understanding. The problem is you didn’t finish your homework.”

  1. “I don’t care if he’s littler than me. He hit me first.”

Translation: I’m a victim. I’m always the victim, so I’m justified in hitting my little brother.

Ineffective parenting response: “I don’t care if he hit you first! You’re grounded!”

Effective parenting response: “I understand he’s annoying to you. Let’s figure out how to deal with him without hitting him.”

  1. “I’m sorry I punched the wall, but you yelled at me.”

Translation: False apology. I’m not really sorry. It’s your fault that I punched the wall.

Ineffective parenting response: “I’m sorry I had to yell at you, but you can’t punch walls.”

Effective parenting response: “You’re still blaming me for your behavior. I know you’re sorry. I want to hear you say you were wrong to break the wall.”

  1. Josh’s parents are letting him go to the party.”

Translation: The limits you set on me are way too strict. You are unreasonable. So I should be allowed to go to an unsupervised party.

Ineffective parenting response: “Well, they seem like nice people. Maybe you can go”

Effective parenting response: “That’s up to Josh’s parents. The rules in our family are no unsupervised parties.”

Does Your Child Say This? Translating the Secret Language of Acting-Out Kids reprinted with permission from Empowering Parents. For more information, visit

James Lehman, MSW was a renowned child behavioral therapist who worked with struggling teens and children for three decades. He created the Total Transformation Program to help people parent more effectively. James’ foremost goal was to help kids and to “empower parents.”

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